Jerkwad,
This morning isn’t so bad, no thanks to you. I spilled some coffee on the sink, then grabbed one of the kitchen towels, the green one, probably the one that wasn’t absorbent enough for you, creep, and then I just suddenly felt such a fondness for my kitchen towel, for kitchen towels in general, really. I said to myself, “I love kitchen towels.”
And it was a good feeling to love something again.
Loser.
~Colleen
